The 16 types of sweating all sweaty people know

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The 16 types of sweating all sweaty people know

For sweaty people, summertime can be a nightmare.

The perfect storm of summer conditions can turn vacation season into three months of sweaty hell pretty quickly if you aren’t careful.

Below, we’ve rounded up all the common types of sweating people do in the summer.

Stay hydrated.

Types of sweating

  1. Happy-sweats

    The happy sweats

    This type of sweat happens when you smile too much. Be careful not to smile or you will ruin all your good shirts.

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  2. Adultery-sweat

    The adultery sweats

    The adultery sweats occur when you commit too many acts of adultery. Be careful!

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  3. Meat-sweats

    The meat sweats

    Eat or sell too many meats and you’ll find yourself covered in sweat.

  4. Tennis-sweat

    The tennis sweats

    Even just thinking about tennis can make some people sweat, so be sure to wear a sweatband.

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  5. Sneaking-around-office-sweat

    The sneaking around the office sweats

    If you’re going to sneak around an office space, be sure to wear breathable material.

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  6. First-date-sweat

    The first date sweats

    Sure, lifting together outside is a romantic idea for a first date, but be prepared to sweat.

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  7. Hacking-sweats

    The hacking sweats

    Hack too hard and you’ll be drenched in water from your body.

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  8. Horrific-flashback-sweats

    The horrific flashback sweats

    Don’t ever think about the horrible things you’ve done.

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  9. Maze-sweat

    The woke-up-in-a-mysterious-labyrinth-but-pretty-confident-I’ll-find-my-way-out sweats

    If you find yourself in an elaborate maze without a shirt on, odds are you’re going to sweat.

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  10. Medical-problem-sweats

    The medically problematic sweats

    This man has a problem and needs to see a doctor for his sweating.

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  11. Mud-sweats

    Mud sweats

    Some people sweat mud.

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  12. Nighttime-wood-sweats

    The nighttime woods sweats

    Going deep into the woods at nighttime is fun, sure. But it’ll make you sweat.

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  13. Picture-sweat

    The political sweats

    Everyone in politics knows about this kind of sweat.

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  14. Political-sweat

    The political controversy sweats

    In the middle of a political controversy? Bring a towel.

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  15. Blood-sweats

    Blood sweats

    Sometimes sweat is blood; don’t worry about it.

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  16. Death-sweats

    The death sweats

    This man has died from sweating, only to find that it makes him sweat more. Will sweaty people ever catch a break?

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